I posted a bunch of stuff (again) to Craigslist because I really need some furniture gone. Because people keep getting murdered & I keep getting bombarded with spam from people who say "Your thank you for this item. Should now sell please call me." I have added this to my posts:
"Please include "HAM SANDWICH" in the subject line when you email me because I keep getting bombarded with spam."
Now, I have 5 emails sitting in my inbox that say Ham Sandwich. It's really, really entertaining.
(In other news, I hope I don't get murdered.)